[news] CATHAY Pacific says it has launched a “full investigation” into photos which appear to show a flight attendant performing oral sex on a pilot aboard an aircraft of the Hong Kong carrier. Several pixellated photos of the act have been published in local Chinese-language media, showing the woman in a red outfit resembling Cathay’s cabin crew uniform giving oral sex to a man who the reports said was a pilot.
“There is no evidence whatsoever to suggest that the act took place in-flight, and there are no reasons to believe that any safety breaches have occurred,” a spokeswoman said.
A spokesman for the firm was quoted as saying in separate comments to the South China Morning Post newspaper: “One of the photos appears to have been taken inside an aircraft cockpit. There is no way to tell conclusively whether the photo was taken while the aircraft was on the ground or airborne.”
So a stewardess polishes the pilots joystick and everyone is all up in arms? I just don’t get the outrage here. I think I’d be more concerned if the pilot wasn’t getting blown in the cockpit. And I’m not even going by the ‘blogger formula’ of taking an crazy story and making it sound like it’s the most normal thing in the world. I legitimately, in real life, don’t get what all the fuss is about. I mean, why do you think he became a pilot in the first place? Guys join the Air Force because foreign women love an American Flyboy in uniform. Then they become commercial airline pilots so they can get their dicks sucked by stewardesses (or male flight attendants I guess, depending on preference). What other reason could there be? Free Peanuts? Schlepping screaming kids and fat fucks that can’t fit into a single seat back and forth to Disney World all day? You got people complaining about their seats, smashing bags in overhead bins, that smell of stale air mixed with body odor. Being in an airplane is like 3-5 hours of pure misery. I bet half the time pilots are hoping a terrorist doesn’t down their bird, while the other half of the time they’re debating doing it on their own. Just find a nice open field and end it all. So if it’s going to take Elaine Dickinson getting on her knees and inflating Otto the pilot to calm my Captain’s nerves a bit, not only am ok with it… I encourage it. These flight attendants are doing god’s work and should be commended. Besides, it’s no more action than any of us passengers are getting from the TSA on the ground.
PS – would you look at that. I was able to write this whole blog without using a lazy “that’s why it’s called a cock pit” joke.
